Ha! Ha! Said the clown
Has the king lost his crown
Is the night being tight on romance

Ha! Ha! Said the clown
Is it bringing you down
That you've lost your chance

Feeling low, gotta go
See a show in town
Hear the jokes, have a smoke
And a laugh at the clown

In a whirl, see a girl
With a smile in her eyes
Never thought I'd be brought
Right down by her lies

In a trance, watch her dance
To the beat of the drums
Faster now, sweating brow
I'm all the fingers and thumbs

Wonder why I hit the sky
When she blows me a kiss
In a while run a mile
I'm regretting all this

Ha! Ha! Said the clown
Has the king lost his crown
Is the night being tight on romance

Ha! Ha! Said the clown
Is it bringing you down
That you've lost your chance

Time to go, close the show
Wave the people good-bye
Grab my coat, grab my hat
Look that girl in the eye

Where's your home
What's your phone numberstop fooling round
Could have died she replied
"I'm the wife of the clown"

Ha! Ha! Said the clown
Has the king lost his crown
Is the night being tight on romance

Ha! Ha! Said the clown
Is it bringing you down
That you've lost your chance

Ha! Ha! Said the clown
Has the king lost his crown
Is the night being tight on romance

Ha! Ha! Said the clown
Is it bringing you down
That you've lost your chance...