I met her in a club down in old Soho

Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola 

C-O-L-A cola 

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance 

I asked her her name and in a DARK BROWN 

voice she said Lola 

L-O-L-A Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola 

 

Well I'm not the world's most physical guy 

But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine 

Oh my Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola 

Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand 

Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man 

Oh my Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola 

 

Well we drank champagne and danced all night 

Under electric candlelight 

She picked me up and sat me on her knee 

And said little boy won't you come home with me 

Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy 

But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell

for my Lola 

Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola 

Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola 

 

I pushed her away 

I walked to the door 

I fell to the floor 

I got down on my knees 

Well I looked at her and she at me 

 

Well that's the way that I want it to stay 

And I'll always want it to be that way for my Lola 

Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola 

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls 

It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola 

Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola 

 

Well I'd left home just a week before 

And I'd never ever kissed a woman before 

But Lola smiled and took me by the hand 

And said little boy I'm gonna make you a man 

 

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man 

But I know what I am and IN BED I'm a man 

And so is Lola 

Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola 

Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola